The Most Evil Blog in the World

Champaign

2004-12-03T19:00:00.001+01:00

Champaign should be as cheap as water, but then the rich people probably would invent something new. I hate rich people.

Stones

2004-12-03T19:00:00.000+01:00

Sometimes I throws stones at people. Big stones.

Cannibalism

2004-11-17T13:21:00.000+01:00

Why is eating human flesh outlawed? Did anyone ever try? Does it taste bad?

Ebay

2004-11-17T13:20:00.000+01:00

Ebay means millions of greedy people doing millions of greedy things. All day long. This plague is worse than capitalism.

Humor

2004-11-17T13:19:00.000+01:00

If there's one thing I can't laugh about it's humor.

Sickness

2004-11-17T13:17:00.000+01:00

Sick people should not get medicine because that's playing with evolution.

Bacteria

2004-11-17T13:16:00.000+01:00

There are trillions of bacteria living and feeding on your body. Just a reminder: they could live without you, but you couldn't live without them.

Hannah Arendt

2004-11-11T18:33:00.000+01:00

Hannah Arendt said "The sad truth is that most evil is done by people who never make up their minds to be good or evil." I made up my mind.

Animal Rights

2004-11-11T18:32:00.001+01:00

Why do animals need rights? I don't think humans need rights to begin with.

Women

2004-11-11T18:32:00.000+01:00

When women think too much it only hurts their beauty. They start to look like men, who should always do all the thinking. (Especially about complex issues like wars, bombs, and fighting.)

Freedom

2004-11-11T18:30:00.000+01:00

When I rule the world I will enslave as many people as I can get away with. Those who like to remain free will be put on a distant island with no food or shelter. I will also install video cameras on this island to entertain my slaves.

Perfume

2004-11-11T18:27:00.000+01:00

Are people who use perfume just to lazy to wash themselves?

Nietzsche

2004-11-09T18:26:00.000+01:00

Battle not with monsters
lest ye become a monster
and if you gaze into the abyss
the abyss gazes into you.

Good people

2004-11-09T18:04:00.000+01:00

All good people are being shot. Ghandi, Lennon, Kennedy, and Kennedy's brother. Molly Ivins said "I believe that ignorance is the root of all evil. And that no one knows the truth."

Television

2004-11-09T18:00:00.000+01:00

TV is run by stupid people, for stupid people.

Sleep

2004-11-08T15:52:00.000+01:00

People who need a lot of sleep are sissies. I want to throw big rocks on people who like to sleep a lot. While they are sleeping.

Tuesdays

2004-11-08T15:46:00.000+01:00

People don't like to work on Monday, so it should be an off-day like Sunday. Of course then people would feel Tuesday is the new Monday and we would be back to where we started.

Mondays

2004-11-08T09:27:00.000+01:00

Hate 'em.

Evil

2004-11-08T09:20:00.000+01:00

According to Technorati, I'm the most evil person in the world right after George W. Bush. If you want to push me even closer to hell, link to me like this:

<a rel="vote-against" href="http://mostevil.blogspot.com">I oppose Dr. Evil</a>

It has also been suggested to link here using the words "evil blog" which will plant a disastrous Googlebomb.

Fire

2004-11-07T18:49:00.000+01:00

I recently put a kleenex on fire and watched it burn. No one prevented this from happening which just shows all is lost.

Time

2004-11-07T18:48:00.000+01:00

There is too little time in life to do all the things you want to do. Then again you probably wouldn't achieve everything you want even with more time.

Gender

2004-11-07T18:46:00.000+01:00

Women are too weak and men overly aggressive. The only thing both have in common is that they are likely just a mistake in evolution.

Microsoft

2004-11-07T18:45:00.000+01:00

The only thing I hate more than Microsoft are Microsoft-haters.

Rubik's Cube

2004-11-06T20:49:00.000+01:00

I can solve Rubik's Cube blindfolded. But usually there's no one around to appreciate it. This makes me want to kill people. Especially those who aren't around.

Morals

2004-11-06T18:42:00.000+01:00

Why are good people so "good"? What makes them "better"? What if I say all "good" is now "bad"? And that's just one of the many "pitfalls" of "morals".

Spelling

2004-11-06T18:19:00.000+01:00

Why do people make spelling errors? Are they too stupid to use a spellchecker? Spelling errors should be ruled ilegal.

Dancing

2004-11-06T16:11:00.000+01:00

Dancing is overrated. If dancing would solve any problems, we wouldn't still have problems. Dancers look silly.

Ice cream

2004-11-06T15:49:00.000+01:00

I hate ice cream. It's ridiculously cold. People who disagree should go to jail.

People

2004-11-06T15:45:00.000+01:00

I dislike people in general. They're annoying. Last week I met someone I thought I would like. I was wrong.

Puppies

2004-11-06T15:28:00.000+01:00

I like to kill puppies during full moon. Everybody says they are cute. I don't.