11/07/2004
Fire
I recently put a kleenex on fire and watched it burn. No one prevented this from happening which just shows all is lost.
Complaints:
The tree outside my house is drooping. The crushing forces of gravity will eventually crush us all. Why not before we’re all crushed, make this evil blog the #1 return in Google for evil blog.
What an excellent devilish plan for world domination, Justin. I will try my best and sacrifice 3 extra-puppies for that purpose by tonight. Everybody else please link here using "evil blog".
- Dr. Evil
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, November 8, 2004 at 9:25 AM
, November 8, 2004 at 9:25 AMPost a Comment
Go home.